THROWBACK THURSDAY to about two weeks ago when the Bulls beat the Wizards, and I made eye contact with Noah. 
reanimateobjects:

My cat keeps bringing me lovely little presents. Like these mating ticks.

After she gets impregnanted, she is going to lay thousands of eggs, die, and then rot (usually covered in fungus). If that’s not the most romantic thing you can think of, I don’t know what is.
susanbawesome:

Dream man
veterinaryhumor:

source: marriedtothesea.com

Today was a rough day so I bought myself a Benny the bull hat, a Bull’s t-shirt, and a keychain. 

Now it feels so much better that I had to deal with a demeaning “are you familar with m1v1=m2v2?” like I don’t have a degree in bio and haven’t been accepted to a WAY better grad program than the shitty one here.

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theweedteacher:

If this isn’t on your blog, you’re tumbling wrong

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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Herpes

lesmiserablebitch:

What people think it is: a disease that transforms your genitals into a blistering zombie. Contracted by zombie sluts who have ridden 1000 zombie dicks.

What it actually is: a virus that often has no symptoms at all that can be caught by partners in long term marriage, after sleeping with 1 person, after being raped or after having safe consensual sex with a condom.

Get tested regularly. Know your partner.

I’m sorry but where does this “often no symptoms” come from??? What kind of herpes are you even talking about??? You know there’s 8 different human herpes viruses, right???

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fuckyeahchicagobulls:

What Game!!! DAMMMMNNN!!!
woodendreams:

(by Janek Sedlar)

jamehcook:

i srsly dont give a fuck about frozen

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reasons why we love joakim noah

kb-saransar:

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