I had to do a case study presentation tonight for micro lab. Our bacteria was Enterococcus faecalis from an 18 year old male. This girl in my group decided to add in her own stuff about, “you can get it from being uncircumcised and disgusting.” Um… what?>>
I had to write a summary of some sort of micro primary lit for my micro class. I picked on one Listeria monocytogenes in Cheddar cheese with KCl to reduce sodium levels. My professor graded it and left this comment:
People that are willing to make agar jello shots exist. Where’s the ethidium bromide?>>
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
"Group projects are the best!" said no one ever.>>
I don’t understand how the undergrads here can bitch about having too much material in 3 chapters totaling about 75 pages to where they have the audacity to ask what to study. I’m in a mixed grad/undergrad class and I have a test over 6 chapters today, where each is 75 pages, and it is just tons of molecular mechanisms. How do you people expect to go to grad/med/vet school and survive when you are bitching about memorizing immune cells and their basic functions?
What are you doing with your life?
I like to listen to Noize MC and pretend I am not in the USA, at school, surrounded by idiots that I hate. It also helps me drown out their stupid conversations.
"I haven’t had a donut in 20 years!" "How old are you?" "23" "The last time you had a donut was 3…?"